Zoey Zane Missing! Emily Sander Kansas Student Double Life

Thursday, November 29, 2007


FUCK! Apparently a great softcore pornstar is missing and they're suspecting foul play. The girl in question? Miss Zoey Zane of www.zoeyzane.com

Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane, an Internet porn star pictured to the right, disappeared last Friday after leaving a bar with illegal immigrant Israel Mireles, whose nearby motel room was found soaked in blood the next morning.

Police suspect Emily Sander was brutally murdered in that motel room. A nationwide manhunt is underway for Israel Mireles and his 16-year-old pregnant girlfriend (who thought that'd be the case). Apparently, Ms. Sander left a bar with Mr. Mireles went back to his motel room, never to be seen again. Mireles' boss went to his motel room when he didn't show up for work the next morning and found the place in shambles with large quantities of blood scattered about.

The girl was having a good ole softcore solo time when she updated at least 'every three days' and now her website is defunct after the news of her disappearance. I've manage to scalp some photos of this lovely missing girl, just so everyone can recognize her and try to help with the search. FIND ZOEY ZANE/Emily Sander! We need her porn experience a great deal and she is -- by all accounts -- fucking smokin' hot. Here's a link to the official story.

This all brings me to another point, whatever happened to the days of decency? When a girl could take naked, risque photos of herself without the constant threat of being abducted by a man to be sexually abused by cattle prods? Those were the days, the 01's of time when porn was dedicated to hardcore smut and scat mostly. -- Well that's what I was watching at least so fuck you if you weren't. None the less, this bitch needs to be found so we can get more dirty photos out of her. However, now that everyone knows her real name I doubt she'll be able to (if she's alive that is) because her parents might be a little pissy about the whole abduction thing. The porn thing too but they had to know what type of girl they were raising in Kansas. I mean, it is Kansas what else are you going to do? Raise a girl the correct way (by correct I mean the Kansas way, by throwing a bible into her skull every 9 minutes and telling her Jesus hates her having great tits) and she'll just rebel turning into a solo pornstar that likes to suck on some nipples from time to time. Very standard Kansas rebel behavior.

Alas, some photos that will more than likely piss some people off. Remember, I don't own nor am I claiming to own the rights to these or any photos on my site. Also note that these photos are being used under the fair use clause to explain to my readers the individual that I'm describing. No nudity appears below. Well, maybe some.

Posted by Atheist at 3:49 AM  

0 comments:

Post a Comment