Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel, Jr - Dead at 69

Friday, November 30, 2007

To my fathers generation, he was as great as they came.

A decent man who lived the rough life has passed.

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Illegals kill Americans, Americans won't kill.

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Hottest News of the day

Roxette is phenominal



Oh and they found that pornstar/college student dead. But that's not nearly as important as Roxette rocking out.

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May Debate

Hot Chicks and Ron Paul

Thursday, November 29, 2007

There couldn't be a better option. Why not vote for the person that wants to give the government less power, get out of your personal life, be fiscally responsible, cut taxes, reform health care and make it possible to smoke a little pot if you'd like. Why? Well, because these are all good things and a good deal because he upholds the Constitution. That's right, the government making any drug illegal to consume is actually against the Constitution! I know, right? Fucking insane, but it does explain why the government had to pass an Amendment to prohibit alcohol consumption.

So come on everyone, lets say FUCK YOU to American big government and give this crazy fucker a shot. It can only get worse.


The video is a little dated, I know.


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Zoey Zane Missing! Emily Sander Kansas Student Double Life


FUCK! Apparently a great softcore pornstar is missing and they're suspecting foul play. The girl in question? Miss Zoey Zane of www.zoeyzane.com

Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane, an Internet porn star pictured to the right, disappeared last Friday after leaving a bar with illegal immigrant Israel Mireles, whose nearby motel room was found soaked in blood the next morning.

Police suspect Emily Sander was brutally murdered in that motel room. A nationwide manhunt is underway for Israel Mireles and his 16-year-old pregnant girlfriend (who thought that'd be the case). Apparently, Ms. Sander left a bar with Mr. Mireles went back to his motel room, never to be seen again. Mireles' boss went to his motel room when he didn't show up for work the next morning and found the place in shambles with large quantities of blood scattered about.

The girl was having a good ole softcore solo time when she updated at least 'every three days' and now her website is defunct after the news of her disappearance. I've manage to scalp some photos of this lovely missing girl, just so everyone can recognize her and try to help with the search. FIND ZOEY ZANE/Emily Sander! We need her porn experience a great deal and she is -- by all accounts -- fucking smokin' hot. Here's a link to the official story.

This all brings me to another point, whatever happened to the days of decency? When a girl could take naked, risque photos of herself without the constant threat of being abducted by a man to be sexually abused by cattle prods? Those were the days, the 01's of time when porn was dedicated to hardcore smut and scat mostly. -- Well that's what I was watching at least so fuck you if you weren't. None the less, this bitch needs to be found so we can get more dirty photos out of her. However, now that everyone knows her real name I doubt she'll be able to (if she's alive that is) because her parents might be a little pissy about the whole abduction thing. The porn thing too but they had to know what type of girl they were raising in Kansas. I mean, it is Kansas what else are you going to do? Raise a girl the correct way (by correct I mean the Kansas way, by throwing a bible into her skull every 9 minutes and telling her Jesus hates her having great tits) and she'll just rebel turning into a solo pornstar that likes to suck on some nipples from time to time. Very standard Kansas rebel behavior.

Alas, some photos that will more than likely piss some people off. Remember, I don't own nor am I claiming to own the rights to these or any photos on my site. Also note that these photos are being used under the fair use clause to explain to my readers the individual that I'm describing. No nudity appears below. Well, maybe some.

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Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah -- 'The Middle East' Problem

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

There will be a meeting of the deficient minds today in Annapolis, where more than four dozen governments, international organizations and financial institutions will be represented to speak on the middle east situation. Specifically, Iran.

I found it amusing that we would involve 'financial institutions' in the mix when we're throwing around governments and international organizations. While it's no mystery that all of the USA's numismatical actions pertain to their foreign policy, it's appalling that we would openly invite them into such meetings. Uncouth as it may be, I guess it's better to have it in the open.

The really frightening part of these recent happenings and meetings is our consistent talk of 'middle eastern peace' and how we're essentially gearing up for another war. This time the country's name ends with an N though it starts with the regular I. Unfortunately, I'm not speaking of Israel (a country I detest), I am of course speaking of Iran.

The dimwits that are running this country and the ones from other nations that see fit to make a profit from this gear up are certainly in favor of this. They would not speak of Iran if it weren't in their radar for hostile take over, I mean....liberation. Yes, that's right. We may as well announce are plans from the Bush administration now because we know exactly where this is going to go. No need to stage a dick measuring contest for this atrocity to be started.

Those of you who may think I'm jumping the gun and that these 'talks' are mere innocent ones that are attempting to contain Iran and their middle eastern power that will ultimately end in no more than idle speak. Have no fear, America is on the job.

It's about time we start another war too, we're not in financial shambles, we don't have an economy that falling apart with the middle class becoming the new serfs, our oil prices aren't through the roof and we don't have a problem with our mortgages right now. Nope, none of that matters when we're speaking about Liberation! Peace, liberation whatever the fuck you want to call it.

The original post.

Maybe I'm in the minority, maybe my opinion matters so little that this Cowboy yippie kayyay fucking douchebag president decides to veto every thing he doesn't 'like' because he's a 9 year old fuck tard who can't formulate a thought on his own is going to manage to start another war before his FAILED presidency ends in a little over a year.

The war president.

The war president.

The problem I have with this entire issue, is we're killing the rights of our own citizens, letting a new generation of war veterans come back from the land no one gives a shit about fucked up beyond believe, the entire world is turning their back on us and we can't get our fucking heads out of our asses because it's went so far up that we're choking on it.

Fuck America. Fuck George Bush. Fuck Karl Rove. Fuck Ashcroft. Fuck Gonzales. Fuck 'Brownie'. Fuck Cheney. Fuck The Patriot Act that will ultimately land me in Prison for posting this.

I absolutely hate this president, I absolutely hate this world and I'm sick and fucking tired of having to apologize for my country because it's being run by a bunch of hucklebuck backward good ole boys Transplanted from Connecticut to Texas. I'm sick and tired of having 'peace talks' in an area of the world that we should ultimately, not be. Sure they've got oil and we'd like that oil. I wouldn't be opposed to going over to their nations and just taking their country, subsidizing their land and draining their wells dry. IF and this is a big if, WE COULD OWN UP TO THE REASONS THAT WE'RE THERE.

To date we've helped put Hussein into power, we helped put Afghanistan leaders in power, we supplied Osama with weapons and technology. We've done everything we could to keep that area unstable and I hope we get what we deserve. I really hope that this country ultimately gets what we deserve, an iron fist treatment from a people so pissed off at our country that they're willing to kill themselves to take out 2-3 of us.

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Everyday Normal Guy

Monday, November 26, 2007

I get nervous in social situations, motha fucka

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Teen Commits Suicide - Megan Ron and Tina Meier

Monday, November 19, 2007

So if you haven't heard this story by now, you haven't had a bleeding heart in awhile.

The problem I have with this?

I just saw the parents of this girl on MSNBC her father and mother (who have now split up) made statements such as:

Ron: "We monitored her internet use every second she was on, except during this last exchange that ended in her suicide"

Oh really? Every second eh? That's such a disingenuous statement. So you mean to tell me this is a "one time slip up" on your part? I just don't buy it, bro! Just like I don't buy people caught doing anything 'the first time'. Not crooked auto dealers, not thief's, not anybody and certainly not an absentee parent. I do not buy that you were amazing parents, who were over her shoulder all the time making sure she wasn't being an emotionally needy 13 year old female, who couldn't take a joke.

I hate to point fingers but...maybe, just maybe if you raised the child, validated that child, instilled morals and rational thought into that child instead of letting her have a myspace account to 'talk to hot boys and stuff' she wouldn't have ended up in a closet, on a rope. Maybe if you didn't let her get so involved in her own vanity it wouldn't have happened. Oh, who am I though?

I know it seems heartless, that's because it is. People are saying we need internet laws for people who 'cyber bully'. You have to be kidding me.

Listen people, I'm only going to say this once and I want you to understand exactly what I'm saying. If you allow your child to get online, if you allow that child to get so wrapped up in the opinions of other people because you're too worried about trying to find a secretary to fuck you during your meaningless day job or you're pissed at your husband for fucking his new secretary or whatever reason you're giving now. If you allow this CHILD to get online and be involved in an active social networking site, YOU are ultimately responsible for the outcome of the site. Not a person saying 'something mean' to your kid. If you raised a balanced, intelligent, worthwhile child you wouldn't have to worry about him/her deciding to kill him/herself because of a 2 sentence comment calling him/her a shitbag.

It's pretty simple? I guess that's why we in America can't possibly understand this concept. It's far too simple. We'd rather pass legislature against people saying mean things than actually be better parents. More receptive parents, or raise children to actually use their intelligence and be rational people. Nope, just pass a law. That'll show 'em.


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I'm not justifying the actions of the parents who sent the vile messages to the girl. I think it's disgusting that they would do such a thing however, I contend that they did nothing illegal. Morally bankrupt and illegal are separate issues and should be treated as such.

Fuck you, if you can't take a joke.

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Israel -- The Bastard

I could go on for hours speaking about the formation of Israel, how it utterly disrespected the Palestinians, created social tension and has done nothing but make the middle east despise all countries that associate with said country. We could have a formal debate on the reasons that the formation of Israel has affected our every day lives in Western society and that it could very well be the bane of America's existence.

I'm not going to go that in depth. But I want to get one thing straight.

Israel is an atrocity.

Israel is the rock in my shoe when I'm running a marathon. Persistent, annoying and it knows exactly how to fuck my world up.

I'm calling for the abolition of Israel before the con America into giving them more money to fight their Pyrrhic war of ideals.

Of course, I know this will never happen and I'm not even suggesting that this is a sane thought.

But with recent news, it doesn't seem like they're offering anything of value. Just holding a couple hundred Palestinians because they didn't get any nekev (in my best hebrew accent).

Fuck Israel.

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MONKEYS ATTACK !

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Monkeys are everywhere!

Link

This is a classic case of 'religion being bullshit'.

Just kill the fucking thing and don't allow your wife to be beat the fuck up by some monkey.

Unless of course you want to fuck the monkey, then by all means just complain about it and make sure everyone knows how batshit crazy your fucking religion is. Monkeys are sacred? Really?

Eat my ass India. Unless you make my clothes, then of course you're a good Indian. You sir, would never believe in such bullshit.

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The Best Myspace Friend Adder -- Ever!

Like, oh, my, gooooddd it totally works. I got 10k myspace adds in a little under 24 hours with this program and it's soooooooo real. Seriously, click this link below and add your information into the website to get more friends than you can dream of. Myspace, myspace, myspace, myspace, myspace adds, myspace, myspace, myspace adds. Free adder tool, free free free LIKE OMG 10k myspace adds in minutes! It's practically as easy as saying "i want 10k myspace friends tomorrow" and BAM it happens.

Ok, I'm not really pushing a myspace add program. I don't even particularly like myspace.com. However, I'm going insane by reading these bulletins for the last 10 minutes. I've come to the conclusion that everyone is retarded. This includes me. I'm as retarded as the next myspace.com user and I'm ashamed to be alive right now.

The weird part about this whole myspace.com revolution is the fact that it was meant as a way for bands to get publicity because they weren't being signed. This was the purpose of the website in the beginning, as well as having your friends and people close to you able to contact you and see how you're doing. The social networking invention taken to the next level.

The problem with myspace.com? Anyone is allowed to use it. Yes, anyone.

The other day I saw one of my friends moms on myspace. She has her own account and about 40 avatar sized photos with Victoria's Secret quotes and garb all over them. The fact that a 42 year old woman has a myspace was repulsive enough. The thought of this unattractive 42 year old Soccer mom wearing anything that resembles what girls I'm attracted to wear, is enough to push me over the edge and start fighting the republic like William Wallace.

If I see another person posting a bulletin that is a chain letter, intent on making me feel guilty for not giving a shit about some third world country kid that doesn't exist, I'll fucking explode.

If I see another person posting a bulletin about getting 10k adds in 1 day. I'm going to locate that person via IP addresses and Google Earth (name drop) and pistol whip them to death.


I hate you.


I hate everything about you and your menial existence.


Scene kids are fucking retarded.

People who say that 'music defines me' have obviously never experienced anything worth experiencing. People who complain about politics, people who complain about racism etc yet refuse to do anything about the situation, can bite my fat fucking cock.

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Robbery Suspect Charged With Murder After Alleged Accomplices Killed by Hom

Friday, November 16, 2007

A man charged with robbery also faces murder charges after his two alleged accomplices were shot and killed by a homeowner during an alleged robbery in a racially-charged case in rural Northern California. A lot more of this should be done and repeatedly told to children everywhere. Barge into someone's house, YOU create the bad consequences.

read more | digg story

My take on this situation:

When a person sells drugs to another person or even gives those drugs to another person and it results in their death. The seller/provocateur goes to prison and faces charges that will not get him the death penalty, but will ensure his/her not seeing freedom for a good time. There is a similarity that I am drawing here.

The problem with this issue, just like the problem with most issues is it happened in a white neighborhood and the crime was committed by black men.

Why is this a problem?

You can't hold young black men accountable (under the law and it is a rare law but still a law) in a white neighborhood or Jesse, Al, The NAACP and every minister from every Baptist church in America will be preaching that they're persecuting another man. Every single time there is a charge against a black person in a white neighborhood the media assumes (along with the loved one of the charged) that race is the ultimate factor.

I'm here to say, it's not.

Let me break down what happened here:

1) 3 young black men broke into the home of a white suburban family to steal drugs because this man had legal marijuana.
2) The homeowner acting on instinct pulled his gun, shot two of the men to death.
3) The third man fled on foot.

That's all that happened. I'm sure that this suburbanite was just waiting for these men to break into his house, it was his ultimate goal in life. To get away with the perfect crime, just baiting these defenseless, poor, indentured, young black men into his home to rob him so he could murder them. That's exactly how things happen.

The third guy essentially (and under the law) committed murder and he should be charged.

Maybe this will teach a lesson, although I highly doubt it's one that will deter any crime by those who can always fall back on the race card rather than face their trials and tribulations like a person who is capable of decisive action.

"This man had no business killing these boys," Brown said. "They were shot in the back. They had fled."

Yes, no business at all. They only broke into his home. I mean they're allowed to do this and get off scot-free


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Barry Bonds Indicted For Perjury and Obstruction of Justice

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Baseball superstar Barry Bonds was charged Thursday with perjury and obstruction of justice for allegedly lying when he said he did not use performance-enhancing drugs. The indictment, unsealed Thursday by federal prosecutors in San Francisco, is the culmination of a four-year federal probe into whether he lied under oath...

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Barry Bonds Indicted on Perjury Charges

Barry Bonds has officially been indicted on the basis of Perjury in his Grand Jury statements made on December 4th 2003.

*DEEP BREATH*

THANK YOU, JESUS CHRIST!

If I were ever close to believing in a metaphysical being in the past, I'm officially closer today. It's about time that this piece of garbage, lying, asterisked bastard gets what he has coming to him. Oh, Barry, how far have we fallen?

Barry: "I didn't know, he told me it was flaxseed oil and arthritis ointment!"
Anyone Logical: "You didn't notice a 45lb gain of muscle in 9 months?"
Barry: "Flaxseed oil will do that to you, plus I started working out harder!"
Anyone Logical: "So what you're saying is, a professional athlete that has worked out hard his entire life made such a dramatic change in his regimen during his late 30's that he was able to gain 40+lbs of muscle on his otherwise small frame? Are you telling me that I'm retarded you big dumb mother fucker? I hope you burn in hell with the record that you stole and lied about over and over again. The only people that will ever support you are fanboys and retards."

But I digress. Here's the link.


I want to add that Barry has not been found 'guilty', yet.

He will fight these charges as vehemently as he fought the idea that he knew what he was taking into his body. You know because high profile athletes with years in the athletics game just take whatever some guys gives them because he is his friend. All high profile athletes do this because they don't always have to look over their shoulder to see who really is a true friend and who is out for their own fame. Nope, not Barry. He just had a little bit of bad luck with choosing his friend this time. He just happened to be involved in the biggest steroid scandal in history and Barry just happened to start breaking records when he began his friendship with him. Ya, he pays 20,000$ for flaxseed oil.

Nothing to see here, nothing at all.

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Mark Dean Schwab -- Death Penalty Blocked By Supreme Court

Mark Dean Schwab's death penalty ruling was schedules to take place today and was blocked just a few hours before the schedules lethal drugs coursed through his veins.

Link Time. More links

In America, we give rights to those who have forfeited their citizenship by murdering and raping children. We ride a fine line in this country by persecuting decent average citizens in aspects of their lives such as, their ability to choose what to put into their bodies and give a stay of execution to some piece of trash who decided to kidnap, rape and murder a small boy in Florida. This is a non issue of course.

The reason he gets a stay for the time being?

Someone is appealing the use of lethal injection. This comes from the rather lengthy lethal injection of an inmate in Florida a few years ago that sparked, then governor, Jeb Bush to revoke the death penalty in that state. It was reinstated by now governor of Florida Charlie Crist.

How can we justify allowing this disgusting human another day on this planet? How are we able to sleep at night knowing that we have decided a few minutes of pain isn't justifiable for the rape and murder of an 11 year old boy?

This man should be put in the gallows in the middle of that town and murdered by way of stones being thrown at his body. He should be raped with spikes of barbed wire until his skin is grey in color and he's not able to breathe.

His stay of execution is sickening. This man deserves to die in a crueler fashion than lethal injection but we're America, we're 'fair' even to those who do not deserve such fairness.

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Kick off your stilettos

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

and fuck me in the backseat.





There isn't a single song that compares to The Medic Droid - Fer Sure

Fer sure maybe, Fer sure not
Fer sure eh, Fer sure bomb!

If there is a single song that reminds me of Las Vegas in the summer, drinking Spike Energy drinks after downing beers and flying down I-95 at 100mph trying to get to the nearest JackInTheBox, this is it.

JKJKJK LOLOL

THIS IS HOW THE BEAT DROPS!

Wow. My guilty pleasure is ridiculous techno/trance.

While we're on the topic. Las Vegas, thanks for this summer, I desperately needed the depraved city scape of endless alcohol, dumb fucking tourists, driving ridiculous speeds, staying up 60 straight hours and hanging out in the Far Hills desert.

By the way, anyone who says "it's dry heat" needs to be shot in the fucking kneecaps and left for scorpions. Sure, it's dry heat. It's also 119 fucking degrees outside and when the sun hits your body you immediately begin to sweat your nuts off. You can bite my cock if you think it's not as bad as the Midwest because it's not muggy.

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Malcom X Quote

"Nobody can give you freedom.
Nobody can give you equality,
or justice,
or anything.
If you are a man,
you take it."


Malcolm X

Never a truer word spoken.

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Shit happens

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

It was a late Autumn party in the middle of a Corn field. It was drinking beer for 4 hours near a bonfire and trying to fuck with everyone around. It was a glorious night, indeed.

It wasn't until around 11pm that I would see the fate of this night.

I walked toward the truck I had driven into the corn field that night, I had to leave feverishly. There was a rumbling in my stomach that had come on like the Blitzkrieg during the Luftwaffe bombings, it became apparent that if I didn't shit here and now I would have it running ever so quickly down my leg.

I looked left, I looked right and all I could see is the light from the bonfire still on me. I had to get out of this light, for the life of me I could see no cover. I ran about 100 feet down the path and came across the most glorious site man had ever bestowed.

An El Camino

I hurried over to the half-truck, half-car, all amazing feat of white trashery. Dropped my pants off my body completely and jumped onto the tailgate. Spreading my ass cheeks so that it wouldn't be a messy one, I dropped a deuce that would rival small pets in size. I took off my shoes so that my socks could be used as improvised toilet paper and dropped the socks onto the pile. Putting my shoes and pants back on I wondered what the owner of this car would think when he looked into the bed trying to find whatever he put there on occassion.

I want to take this time to apologize to that person. I do apologize Chad Snyder. I shouldn't have taken a shit in your half-truck bed. Surely you can understand my plight.

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Jena 6 again -- Breaking story

Sunday, November 11, 2007



The Chicago Tribune does it's best to do a story on the Jena 6 scandal and they've managed to uncover a few things that are quite interesting. Looks like the money raised for these underprivileged youth is going to good use.

There are only a few things that can piss me off more than misappropriated sympathy.

I want to break down exactly what went down with this case.

6 [who cares what race they were] men jumped 1 [who cares what race he was] man outside of a high school in Jena, LA.

We have the media attempting to say it was a retaliatory act after white students hung nooses from a tree in front of the school over three months prior to this incident. We have the media refusing to publish the fact that Mr. Bell was already on probation for assault when he decided to take part in a 6-on-1 beating.

I guess we have a line in America that we're unwilling to cross. We're not willing to stand up and let people know that violence simply will not be tolerated. No, we couldn't do this in the Jena 6 case because it's obvious that 6 black teens could not be attempting to murder a white teen. They were just beating his ass for no good reason. They didn't intend it to result in death. No, because we would then have to look at the results of the opposite occasion.

If this case were flipped. If this were a case of an apparent 'racist' southern town where 6 white males had decided to visciously beat 1 black male, we would have the same people 'protesting'. They would be protesting if the sentence was reduced to simple assault because no group of white males could only intend on simply beating him. They would certainly be out to murder this man.

We live in a country of fanatical lunatics who have decided they will not bother to fix the problem, they will simply attempt to fix the outcome in favor of one group over another.

This is a case of racial injustice. Unfortunately, it is not the race that the protesters would have you believe.

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The Jena 6 and Me

Saturday, November 10, 2007

So it's been a few months since the JENA 6 broke the news and I decided that I would take some time to reflect and cool down on this subject before tackling it with full force. During this time Jason Whitlock has offered some serious perspective on the issues at hand from the view point of an African American leader. (It is of my own opinion that he is indeed a leader) You can find his articles here and here.

My main problem with the entire Jena 6 fiasco is simple.

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have once again found it their duty to 'go national' and spew their ignorant diatribes about black inequality in a case that they do not understand.

I sympathize with the 6 boys who were facing attempted murder charges. I don't think it fits the crime at hand but I do understand that a 6 on 1 fight that leaves a kid beaten and bloody on a sidewalk could very well be construed as attempted murder.

Jesse and Al got the call one morning and they decided to jump on a plane and do what they do best. Painting a picture of these kids as if they were model citizens who just got a bad break. Not 6 bullies who happened to get caught when they savagely beat another student. They decided to once again show that they're not about equal rights, they're about blacks rights superseding the rights of true victims of crime.

They also showed this in the infamous Duke Lacrosse rape scandal when they rallied behind the Black Community College stripped who was down on her luck and only stripping to get through community college. Again the master painters said she received the wrong end of the stick and was 'viciously raped' by these up scale white lacrosse players. Negating any chance that these kids had to proceed with their side of the case (which was ultimately the factual side). Nope, there is no truth only what you make the truth.

You see the problem I have with the Jena 6 is only those who have decided to take the forefront of all African American injustices in America. I'm not denying that there are not injustices that happen based upon peoples races. I am contending that the people whom decide to take the moral stand in these cases (Jesse and Al) have cried wolf too many times.

You see as a moderately intelligent person, I know that certain peoples opinions have varied weights. When these two geniuses decided to start attacking every single issue as if it were life or death, as if the very pinnacle of black existence in America hung in the balance, they set back the equality between black and white 20 years. You can not trust these people to offer a fair and balanced approach to anything as they've decided all actions true and untrue should be attacked with ferocity enough to destroy those in opposition. This isn't bad when you understand the issue and know who you're dealing with. However, it is dangerous when you only know a few key facts and decide that the mass media will help you cover up those eye sores that are ultimately truth.

I think the entire African American nation should stand up and tell Jesse/Al to eat a big bag of penis. They do not represent you in a way that will benefit you. They represent you in a way that will benefit their own self righteous behavior.

Fuck you, Al Sharpton. Fuck you, Jesse Jackson. The purveyors of injustice, the benefactors of social inequality.

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My New Haircut

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

By now most of you have seen this video. After a long night of drinking and sitting in a hot tub with friends that I haven't hung out with in over a year. I present to you tonight's quote worthy video.

Fukin' Yaguhbaums




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I wake up to the screeching sound of my alarm clock, it's 7am and I'm late.

The drive to work was frantic as I convince myself that today will be a great day.

Every day is a great day.

I've made it my duty to tell my coworkers this exact phrase whenever I hear them complaining about their sub par lives, with their sub par children in their sub par home. I've made it my duty in part because I'm ostentatious. This realization is months away though, I can not dream of the day when my world collapses and I decide to walk away from everything.

I walk across the office floor my coat in hand, my eyes glancing from one end to the next attempting to avoid eye contact so I may avoid awkward conversation with someone that I despise. Too late.

A 19 minute conversation that equated to something of this nature.

Coworker John: 16 minutes of blah blah blah trying to start some kind of strike at work.
Me: Ya, ummm...I better get to my desk I've got a couple deadlines.
Coworker John: Ya man, that's what I was saying. They never let us have enough time and give us these bullshit deadlines.
Me: Hmmm, ya.
Coworker John: So are you with me?
Me: Uhhhh, send me an email.

I hurry away hoping John is stabbed in the heart by a dagger at lunch. I know it's not likely but I am hoping that someone from the original Buffy: Movie will bust through the door and scream LIFELESS SCUM! and take his ass out.

I finally get to my desk, 35 minutes have passed being on the clock and I can't walk 200 feet in this amount of time without 2 of my bosses and 3 coworkers stopping me to ask a question about accounts I'm dealing with.


To be continued...

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