Barry Bonds Indicted on Perjury Charges

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Barry Bonds has officially been indicted on the basis of Perjury in his Grand Jury statements made on December 4th 2003.

*DEEP BREATH*

THANK YOU, JESUS CHRIST!

If I were ever close to believing in a metaphysical being in the past, I'm officially closer today. It's about time that this piece of garbage, lying, asterisked bastard gets what he has coming to him. Oh, Barry, how far have we fallen?

Barry: "I didn't know, he told me it was flaxseed oil and arthritis ointment!"
Anyone Logical: "You didn't notice a 45lb gain of muscle in 9 months?"
Barry: "Flaxseed oil will do that to you, plus I started working out harder!"
Anyone Logical: "So what you're saying is, a professional athlete that has worked out hard his entire life made such a dramatic change in his regimen during his late 30's that he was able to gain 40+lbs of muscle on his otherwise small frame? Are you telling me that I'm retarded you big dumb mother fucker? I hope you burn in hell with the record that you stole and lied about over and over again. The only people that will ever support you are fanboys and retards."

But I digress. Here's the link.


I want to add that Barry has not been found 'guilty', yet.

He will fight these charges as vehemently as he fought the idea that he knew what he was taking into his body. You know because high profile athletes with years in the athletics game just take whatever some guys gives them because he is his friend. All high profile athletes do this because they don't always have to look over their shoulder to see who really is a true friend and who is out for their own fame. Nope, not Barry. He just had a little bit of bad luck with choosing his friend this time. He just happened to be involved in the biggest steroid scandal in history and Barry just happened to start breaking records when he began his friendship with him. Ya, he pays 20,000$ for flaxseed oil.

Nothing to see here, nothing at all.

Posted by Atheist at 8:36 PM  

0 comments:

Post a Comment