Sociopathic Behavior

Today Benazir Bhutoo (female, ya...seriously...in pakistan) politician was shot dead in Pakistan after a rally. That's right, I'll make sure to clarify this so everyone understands. A woman, was running for OFFICE...in Pakistan, had a low approval rating and still went outside while refusing to wear a bullet proof vest.

Brit-brit's sister and star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!

That's right, 16 year old pseudo-celebrity on Nickelodeon's network for pre-teen viewers is knocked the fuck up. I'll say this one more time, just in case you missed it. Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant. Unless you've been living under a rock (or aren't a fag) you would know this by now!

It seems her mother and author of the parenting guide, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is caught again for doing a shitty job of raising her children.

The old adage goes "You can take a girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl." In this case, you can't take the 19 year old boy out of the 16 year old girl who was "always home by curfew".

This has prompted Nickelodeon to think about running a sex education show to promote "not getting knocked the fuck up" at age 16.

When the story broke in OK!

"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."

Britney had no fucking clue and spouted off yesterday, to be dismayed when she realized that her lil' baby sis is having a rugrat and starting it early.



The real victim in all of this are the kids that are going to be raised by these two trailer park trash sluts. The Spears sisters can call themselves "upstanding christians" because I think we all know what an upstanding christian really is. It's a person who says birth control is immoral and premarital sex shouldn't be talked of because it just simply doesn't exist.

I think pop sensation Britney has proven why you can't allow poor people the chance to encounter exorbitant amounts of money and lil sis is hoping to follow in her trailer park, hill jack, backward parenting style taught by her loving ignorant mother.

Have fun with the kid and stop trying to 'advocate' what you do not practice, fuckin' skanks.

If you need any further explanation, you're already lost.

Well, it comes out today that an Ex-CIA agent decided to open his mouth and say that he 'never participated in the act, never learned how to do the act' but was subject to it during his CIA training. He then goes on to describe how you do it. Wait, right there Mr. You tell me that you weren't trained and then you give a description of how to do it? I don't buy it.

On a more serious note, I would like to point out that America is indeed a vile nation. I think everyone in this country can understand this and embrace it for all it's spoils [of war]. If we have to waterboard (which doesn't induce any actual harm, other than psychological) a few hundred school children to get them to fess up the time that Lunch lady Edna was assaulted, then go forth with it ye soldiers of faith. Why are we even debating whether or not this is an ethical way of handling things? We've already wiped our ass with the Geneva Conventions on several occassions and we lied to our citizens to get into the country to begin with. Why are we bothered with silly things like 'ethics' or 'international laws of war'. No one else seems to be worried about the international law and until about 4 months ago, neither were we. There's only one solution and here it is.


Fuck it.

Do whatever the fuck you want to these scum bags who decide they're going to be cocksure and either give shit information or not information at all. Do whatever you've got to do, I'll support anything that brings my mother fucking friends home faster. It's that simple, bring the boys home in one piece and we're all happy. Fuck everyone else. They're pissed that they didn't know about this interrogation technique.

Waterboarding only works on pussy bitch Muslims anyway, good christians know that it takes a series of 100 hour "rape sessions" [read:missionary work] and 9 years to reflect for us to break down and say anything.