Jamie Lynn Spears Proving Everyone Wrong

Thursday, December 20, 2007


Brit-brit's sister and star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!

That's right, 16 year old pseudo-celebrity on Nickelodeon's network for pre-teen viewers is knocked the fuck up. I'll say this one more time, just in case you missed it. Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant. Unless you've been living under a rock (or aren't a fag) you would know this by now!

It seems her mother and author of the parenting guide, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is caught again for doing a shitty job of raising her children.

The old adage goes "You can take a girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl." In this case, you can't take the 19 year old boy out of the 16 year old girl who was "always home by curfew".

This has prompted Nickelodeon to think about running a sex education show to promote "not getting knocked the fuck up" at age 16.

When the story broke in OK!

"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."


Britney had no fucking clue and spouted off yesterday, to be dismayed when she realized that her lil' baby sis is having a rugrat and starting it early.



The real victim in all of this are the kids that are going to be raised by these two trailer park trash sluts. The Spears sisters can call themselves "upstanding christians" because I think we all know what an upstanding christian really is. It's a person who says birth control is immoral and premarital sex shouldn't be talked of because it just simply doesn't exist.

I think pop sensation Britney has proven why you can't allow poor people the chance to encounter exorbitant amounts of money and lil sis is hoping to follow in her trailer park, hill jack, backward parenting style taught by her loving ignorant mother.

Have fun with the kid and stop trying to 'advocate' what you do not practice, fuckin' skanks.

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