Sociopathic Behavior

Forrest Griffin just beat Quinton Rampage Jackson in UFC 86 in a stand up battle that was only seriously taken to the ground, one time. That exchange ended in Griffin with full mount pounding Jacksons face into the ground for the last minute of the round.

Griffin, the winner of The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) Season 1 has legitimatized The Ultimate Fighter Series and I don't think Dana White could be any happier at this moment. His brain child, the reality series TUF has a champion at 205 after beating the two best 205lbers in the world, in a row.

Can you script this any better?

If you missed last nights epic battle between Jens Pulver and Urijah Faber, you need to have your head examined. Or at least download the TORRENT

WEC 34 Destiny was everything that CBS FightNight May 31st had hoped to be. It was all action, all the time from a card that was damn good. Especially for cable television.

Urijah Faber vs. Jens Pulver
Miguel Torres vs. Yoshiro Maeda
Chuck Grigsby vs. Mark Munoz
Kenneth Alexander vs. Rob McCullough
Donald Cerrone vs. Danny Castillo

Torres vs Maeda is an epic fight as is Pulver vs Faber. I won't spoil it for those of you who read the blog and don't want to know what happened in the MMA world just one day ago. I will say, you will not be disappointed.

Furthermore, I would like to express my utter lack of excitement for CBS FightNight to happen again. Headlining Kimbo Slice, a man that wouldn't know MMA if Bas Ruten trained him (oh wait) in the first ever PrimeTime network cable slot, was just a bad call. Headlining him versus a scrub ass "Colossus" and making the entire production feel like a lackluster "RollerDerby" from the 1970's was not exactly what MMA fans or anyone with a fucking brain would like to see. Frank Shamrock was a good call but he's not an announcer. The rest of the calls, the dancing girls, the guys being led out from a WWE style entryway, all of these things just make MMA look (to the average person) like a spectacle of entertainment. As if these fighters haven't put tireless hours into their art and like the entire thing is set up. Remember if you have to say it's real, most people will assume that it's not.

So thank you CBS and EliteXC for sucking so badly and ruining what Zuffa has worked so hard to build.

HA! I love celebrity upskirting, especially when it's barely legal teenage ass that starred in Harry Potter as Hermione Granger. I'm not sure if this is deplorable or amazing, but I'm sure that God is smiling either way. Here you get a glimpse of Emma Watson (Hermione Granger in Harry Potter) as she gets out of her vehicle. BAM! Unshaven snatch galore. I wonder if the Brits know that they should shave that shit. I think the British have regular vaginas (unlike those unsightly sideways chinese vaginas) you'd assume a mega star, 18 year old girl would know that a bush just isn't attractive.

None the less, here's Emma Watson's vagina for all to see.

Baton Rouge police say a young woman killed two female students in a classroom at a vo-tech college, then killed herself.

He says the first two women killed apparently were in their seats in the second-floor classroom.

The incident occurred Friday shortly after 8:30 a.m. Kelly says Baton Rouge police got many cellphone calls saying people had been shot.

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It has been reported by MSNBC that all three people involved were nursing students at LTech.

Superbowl XLII is over and the Giants beat the Patriots (18-1) with Eli Manning leading the way in the 4th quarter with just 2:34 seconds left.

Manning eluded being sacked twice, was nearly picked off 3 separate times and still managed to drive 86 yards during the game winning drive to stop history in it's tracks.

Eli Manning has come of age and stole Tom Brady's chance at greatness with one single stroke of mediocre quarterbacking.

The game went back and forth, with neither team having a major advantage at any given time.

Ultimately, the game wasn't really the story that I had hoped for, nor were the commercials. It was a subpar weekend, with a subpar game, subpar commercials and an all around shitty time.

Someone should buy Eli a beer for spoiling the greatest season, with the greatest team that has ever played American Football.

Well, I'm glad her parents taught her to be an attention whore. I'm sure her dad had a good hand in this. Fuck you Billy Ray. Here's your 15 year old daughter showing how likely it is she'll be turning into Britney Spears. May god be with you all. (assuming you backward, uneducated, hillbilly fucked believe in metaphysics)

Last night NBC launched the revived series American Gladiators and other than the 'reality' style filming, turned out to be some of the best comedy on television.

In case you missed the action here it is summed up in a few key points.

• The interviews are scripted
• Bad acting and storyline
• The camer work is shoddy at best
  
• Helga placed 3rd in the 2001 Worlds Strongest Woman Competition
• Militia happens to be a former GAY PORN ACTOR
  

Thank you NBC for hosting a show with an openly (his anus) gay porn actor being named Militia. It's awesomely bad. This show will last for two reason and only two reasons.

1. It's hilarious and college kids love hilarious shit.
2. We're waiting until Militia unleashes his cock on a contestant in the deep throat competition that is scheduled for late spring.

In case you were wanting to see the pictures. Here they are. NSFW, also gay.

Today Benazir Bhutoo (female, ya...seriously...in pakistan) politician was shot dead in Pakistan after a rally. That's right, I'll make sure to clarify this so everyone understands. A woman, was running for OFFICE...in Pakistan, had a low approval rating and still went outside while refusing to wear a bullet proof vest.

Brit-brit's sister and star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!

That's right, 16 year old pseudo-celebrity on Nickelodeon's network for pre-teen viewers is knocked the fuck up. I'll say this one more time, just in case you missed it. Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant. Unless you've been living under a rock (or aren't a fag) you would know this by now!

It seems her mother and author of the parenting guide, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is caught again for doing a shitty job of raising her children.

The old adage goes "You can take a girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl." In this case, you can't take the 19 year old boy out of the 16 year old girl who was "always home by curfew".

This has prompted Nickelodeon to think about running a sex education show to promote "not getting knocked the fuck up" at age 16.

When the story broke in OK!

"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."

Britney had no fucking clue and spouted off yesterday, to be dismayed when she realized that her lil' baby sis is having a rugrat and starting it early.



The real victim in all of this are the kids that are going to be raised by these two trailer park trash sluts. The Spears sisters can call themselves "upstanding christians" because I think we all know what an upstanding christian really is. It's a person who says birth control is immoral and premarital sex shouldn't be talked of because it just simply doesn't exist.

I think pop sensation Britney has proven why you can't allow poor people the chance to encounter exorbitant amounts of money and lil sis is hoping to follow in her trailer park, hill jack, backward parenting style taught by her loving ignorant mother.

Have fun with the kid and stop trying to 'advocate' what you do not practice, fuckin' skanks.

If you need any further explanation, you're already lost.

Well, it comes out today that an Ex-CIA agent decided to open his mouth and say that he 'never participated in the act, never learned how to do the act' but was subject to it during his CIA training. He then goes on to describe how you do it. Wait, right there Mr. You tell me that you weren't trained and then you give a description of how to do it? I don't buy it.

On a more serious note, I would like to point out that America is indeed a vile nation. I think everyone in this country can understand this and embrace it for all it's spoils [of war]. If we have to waterboard (which doesn't induce any actual harm, other than psychological) a few hundred school children to get them to fess up the time that Lunch lady Edna was assaulted, then go forth with it ye soldiers of faith. Why are we even debating whether or not this is an ethical way of handling things? We've already wiped our ass with the Geneva Conventions on several occassions and we lied to our citizens to get into the country to begin with. Why are we bothered with silly things like 'ethics' or 'international laws of war'. No one else seems to be worried about the international law and until about 4 months ago, neither were we. There's only one solution and here it is.


Fuck it.

Do whatever the fuck you want to these scum bags who decide they're going to be cocksure and either give shit information or not information at all. Do whatever you've got to do, I'll support anything that brings my mother fucking friends home faster. It's that simple, bring the boys home in one piece and we're all happy. Fuck everyone else. They're pissed that they didn't know about this interrogation technique.

Waterboarding only works on pussy bitch Muslims anyway, good christians know that it takes a series of 100 hour "rape sessions" [read:missionary work] and 9 years to reflect for us to break down and say anything.

To my fathers generation, he was as great as they came.

A decent man who lived the rough life has passed.

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Oh and they found that pornstar/college student dead. But that's not nearly as important as Roxette rocking out.

There couldn't be a better option. Why not vote for the person that wants to give the government less power, get out of your personal life, be fiscally responsible, cut taxes, reform health care and make it possible to smoke a little pot if you'd like. Why? Well, because these are all good things and a good deal because he upholds the Constitution. That's right, the government making any drug illegal to consume is actually against the Constitution! I know, right? Fucking insane, but it does explain why the government had to pass an Amendment to prohibit alcohol consumption.

So come on everyone, lets say FUCK YOU to American big government and give this crazy fucker a shot. It can only get worse.


The video is a little dated, I know.


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FUCK! Apparently a great softcore pornstar is missing and they're suspecting foul play. The girl in question? Miss Zoey Zane of www.zoeyzane.com

Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane, an Internet porn star pictured to the right, disappeared last Friday after leaving a bar with illegal immigrant Israel Mireles, whose nearby motel room was found soaked in blood the next morning.

Police suspect Emily Sander was brutally murdered in that motel room. A nationwide manhunt is underway for Israel Mireles and his 16-year-old pregnant girlfriend (who thought that'd be the case). Apparently, Ms. Sander left a bar with Mr. Mireles went back to his motel room, never to be seen again. Mireles' boss went to his motel room when he didn't show up for work the next morning and found the place in shambles with large quantities of blood scattered about.

The girl was having a good ole softcore solo time when she updated at least 'every three days' and now her website is defunct after the news of her disappearance. I've manage to scalp some photos of this lovely missing girl, just so everyone can recognize her and try to help with the search. FIND ZOEY ZANE/Emily Sander! We need her porn experience a great deal and she is -- by all accounts -- fucking smokin' hot. Here's a link to the official story.

This all brings me to another point, whatever happened to the days of decency? When a girl could take naked, risque photos of herself without the constant threat of being abducted by a man to be sexually abused by cattle prods? Those were the days, the 01's of time when porn was dedicated to hardcore smut and scat mostly. -- Well that's what I was watching at least so fuck you if you weren't. None the less, this bitch needs to be found so we can get more dirty photos out of her. However, now that everyone knows her real name I doubt she'll be able to (if she's alive that is) because her parents might be a little pissy about the whole abduction thing. The porn thing too but they had to know what type of girl they were raising in Kansas. I mean, it is Kansas what else are you going to do? Raise a girl the correct way (by correct I mean the Kansas way, by throwing a bible into her skull every 9 minutes and telling her Jesus hates her having great tits) and she'll just rebel turning into a solo pornstar that likes to suck on some nipples from time to time. Very standard Kansas rebel behavior.

Alas, some photos that will more than likely piss some people off. Remember, I don't own nor am I claiming to own the rights to these or any photos on my site. Also note that these photos are being used under the fair use clause to explain to my readers the individual that I'm describing. No nudity appears below. Well, maybe some.

There will be a meeting of the deficient minds today in Annapolis, where more than four dozen governments, international organizations and financial institutions will be represented to speak on the middle east situation. Specifically, Iran.

I found it amusing that we would involve 'financial institutions' in the mix when we're throwing around governments and international organizations. While it's no mystery that all of the USA's numismatical actions pertain to their foreign policy, it's appalling that we would openly invite them into such meetings. Uncouth as it may be, I guess it's better to have it in the open.

The really frightening part of these recent happenings and meetings is our consistent talk of 'middle eastern peace' and how we're essentially gearing up for another war. This time the country's name ends with an N though it starts with the regular I. Unfortunately, I'm not speaking of Israel (a country I detest), I am of course speaking of Iran.

The dimwits that are running this country and the ones from other nations that see fit to make a profit from this gear up are certainly in favor of this. They would not speak of Iran if it weren't in their radar for hostile take over, I mean....liberation. Yes, that's right. We may as well announce are plans from the Bush administration now because we know exactly where this is going to go. No need to stage a dick measuring contest for this atrocity to be started.

Those of you who may think I'm jumping the gun and that these 'talks' are mere innocent ones that are attempting to contain Iran and their middle eastern power that will ultimately end in no more than idle speak. Have no fear, America is on the job.

It's about time we start another war too, we're not in financial shambles, we don't have an economy that falling apart with the middle class becoming the new serfs, our oil prices aren't through the roof and we don't have a problem with our mortgages right now. Nope, none of that matters when we're speaking about Liberation! Peace, liberation whatever the fuck you want to call it.

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Maybe I'm in the minority, maybe my opinion matters so little that this Cowboy yippie kayyay fucking douchebag president decides to veto every thing he doesn't 'like' because he's a 9 year old fuck tard who can't formulate a thought on his own is going to manage to start another war before his FAILED presidency ends in a little over a year.

The war president.

The war president.

The problem I have with this entire issue, is we're killing the rights of our own citizens, letting a new generation of war veterans come back from the land no one gives a shit about fucked up beyond believe, the entire world is turning their back on us and we can't get our fucking heads out of our asses because it's went so far up that we're choking on it.

Fuck America. Fuck George Bush. Fuck Karl Rove. Fuck Ashcroft. Fuck Gonzales. Fuck 'Brownie'. Fuck Cheney. Fuck The Patriot Act that will ultimately land me in Prison for posting this.

I absolutely hate this president, I absolutely hate this world and I'm sick and fucking tired of having to apologize for my country because it's being run by a bunch of hucklebuck backward good ole boys Transplanted from Connecticut to Texas. I'm sick and tired of having 'peace talks' in an area of the world that we should ultimately, not be. Sure they've got oil and we'd like that oil. I wouldn't be opposed to going over to their nations and just taking their country, subsidizing their land and draining their wells dry. IF and this is a big if, WE COULD OWN UP TO THE REASONS THAT WE'RE THERE.

To date we've helped put Hussein into power, we helped put Afghanistan leaders in power, we supplied Osama with weapons and technology. We've done everything we could to keep that area unstable and I hope we get what we deserve. I really hope that this country ultimately gets what we deserve, an iron fist treatment from a people so pissed off at our country that they're willing to kill themselves to take out 2-3 of us.